missdraco: villainsgoleft: yapoos: yummytomatoes:
prusty-butt: sugarpucks: make a genderbent hipster version of yourself!
pancakestein: teal—seer: stroke a girl’s horns and she’s out yo aha giiirrrrllllll
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
You want to say “Hi” to the cute girl on the subway. How will she react?...– an excerpt from Phaedra Starling’s “Schrödinger’s Rapist: or a guy’s guide to approaching strange women without being maced” (via cuntlovin)
slugbox: mageofbutts: blingostarr: spiswatchingyou: i-steal-your-pantsu: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. what the hell oh my gOD i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part thaaat’s pretty cool i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life I love humanity sometimes.
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